I wish you could have seen it...

We played Tammrack last Saturday. Tee Time was at 8:20 am. That is by far the earliest game I've played this year, but in hindsight I'm glad we did it.

The early morning fog was still hanging we we arrived. It was nice and cool for a while but it burned off quickly. Then it got stanky hawt. I'm talking "My team is not expendable, Gen-e-rall" hot. "Makes Cambodia look like Kansas"

I think Tonny had a rough start but then he came around. It made for good entertainment.

My brother Tehrrek and his boy, Bane were also with us. Our shenanigans were cheeky and fun.

Unfortunately our Cart did not appreciate the shenanigans. I wish you could have seen this jack-azz video I had . Unfortunately during our 500 replays and drunken laughter, it accidentally got erased. It was prob for the best.

Tehrrek had a couple of Birdies, Tonny got Boogies, and I got a Turtle. Check out that Stupid grin. A-hurrrrr-hurr!!!

Well, I'm off to Daytona, Florida tonight. We're taking a week at my parents condo. Hopefully I can find a local course and maybe get some Stick time. Otherwise, I'm looking forward to some Sun, Sand, and Serious Coronas.

Wow

That was a pretty amazing US Open. Tiger wins in Sudden Death over Rocco Mediate at Torrey Pines. TV golf is normally not that intense... and I really like golf.

Now remember kids,

...always call ahead and reserve your Tee time. I thought we could just walk on at Yorktown in Belle-Vegas. YOU SO WRONG! Tournament play all day!! ha-haa!!!

No, biggie we'll just cruise down to Tammrack and bang out a quick 9'er. YOU SO WRONG! Tournament play all day!! ha-haa!!!

At this point I decided to call Locust Hill and see if they have anything open. Well tap my turkey and call me Gobbles! They had something open!! but now we have a little more than an hour to kill... hmmm... what would golf legend John Daly do? TO THE BAR, of course!

Some pizza and a couple of pitchers later, we were loose enough for nine at LowCost Hills.

For Kelli's Birthday, I set her up with the "New-New". New Bag, New Shoes, New Glove. So at least we look like we know what we're doing.

We had pretty decent greens and fairways, with some swampy spots from Friday night's storm. They were very nice and cut us a break by only charging half for greens fees. So I over compensated by shooting double par. Or playing half as well... wait, check my math. I suck.

Same Bar, Same Owner, NEW NAME

Wow, I'm not sure who reads this thing anymore. It's been a long time since my last post. As you can tell, I'm changing formats. From the Pro Tour to the PGA Tour...

I basically started this thing back in 2006 as a place to post my Cycling Pics and tell the stories behind those photos. But as of late, I don't have any cycling pictures or stories. I thought about deleting this thing but just couldn't bring myself to do it. So we're Golfing now. I'll try to keep it interesting...


If you linked my blog to your cycling blog and feel the need to separate yourself from this non-sport blog. It's all good. I won't drink your Milkshake. I won't drink it up.

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I got nothing for ya. I haven't been cycling. I haven't been Stair Climbing. Nothings. I'd like to tell you that it's because I'm soooo busy or things have been hectic with work lately but that's really a lame excuse.

Truthfully, I just got a PlayStation 3 and have become the poster boy for the Inactive Youth Group. Maybe I can buy a Video Game where you have to ride your bike? That would kinda be like exercise, right?

Virtual Exercise? Like in the future...